A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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