Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

"Knock knock" Come in!

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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