- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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