- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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