- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A sober Amy Winehouse

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

where's mom I killed her

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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