What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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whats black and white? a zebra

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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