What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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a man makes a bad joke

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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womens rights.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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