Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Amazing

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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