Stealth baseballs record

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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