Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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