- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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