Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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chuck norris

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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