Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Dakota Fanning

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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