what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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