- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

I can count to potato.

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