- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What happened to your hamster? It died.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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