- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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