What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Women's rights.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Killing your friend as a joke.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

rocky is here again.......................

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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