- Anti Joke

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like apples? Yes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.