Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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