- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

A women left the kitchen.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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