How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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