Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Guess what? Bananas

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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I grunt when I poop.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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