- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A man did not like this site

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

roses are red, violets are violet.

An Asian man fails a math test

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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