knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Penis.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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