- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What comes after 69? 70

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

women's rights

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

knock knock i have diarrhea

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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