Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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30cm = 0,3meters

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Denard Robinson

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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