- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

A kid has no friends.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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