Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

A man walks into a bar

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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