What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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womens rights

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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