- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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