- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

knock knock come in!

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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