Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Penis-biter

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

so the weather's nice...

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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