- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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