- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A French man gets into a fight

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

good one jess !!

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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