- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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