- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Horse with a chair on his head.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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