- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

A sober Irish individual.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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