- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

DEATH.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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