- Anti Joke

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers