Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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THE GAME

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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