What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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