- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Granny porn!

Donald Trump.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

James Patrick Campbell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Womens Rights

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

i like it in the mouth

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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