How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

WHAT????

thumb_up thumb_down -20

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Religionh

thumb_up thumb_down -20

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops