"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Women's Rights.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What is the difference?

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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