"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Jeff

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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