Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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