What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Adele walks into the stables

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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