- Anti Joke

Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

why dont they make black forks

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!