whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

everybody loves raymond

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