Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Wolfjob.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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