- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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