rosie o'donald goes on a diet

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Anti Joke

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