- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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