Justin Bieber

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Banana Hamock.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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