If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red, Violets are violet

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Cameron is a r e t a r d

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A black student graduated High School

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A Pakistani news reader.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops