What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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