- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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