- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Whats two plus two? Miles

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Praise Paisley

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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