What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

The lion swallowed his pride.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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