- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Turkey Balls

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Who is big and stupid My brother

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