How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

ur mum

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's circular and round A circle

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

justin littleton being sucessful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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