How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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