- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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