What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Refrigerator

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Anti Joke

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