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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

shammmm is a lesbian.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

im a dragon, no im not

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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