roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What did the fish say after he

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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